Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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