Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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