She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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You. Win. At. Life.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
