I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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