Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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