people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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