Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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