So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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