bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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