It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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