Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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