Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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