you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
not ubering you a puppy
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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