Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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