So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
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We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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