He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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