omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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