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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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