yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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