Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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