I just cut my nipple shaving
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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