what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just google imaged poop.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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