I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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