He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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