Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Holy shit dude........stairs
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
