physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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