No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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