My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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