And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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