okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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