You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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