I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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