I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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