just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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