dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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