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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
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I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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