Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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