They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight