people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"