Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
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After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
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She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.