Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You are a genius and a whore.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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