I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Two words: blizzard sex
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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