Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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