D3 body, D1 cock
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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