should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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