We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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