Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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