i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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