worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
