This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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