Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
i out mim tonsoeep
You peed on a flamingo?!?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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