And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I have aggressive nipples.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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