what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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