We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
farters have to be the big spoon...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
im on a boat
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