I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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