the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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