so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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