He asked to "fluff my boner.."
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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