sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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